Poptarts!
So I got a little behind. Is the vlog coming? Yes. Hold to your tea cozies just a step further. Because you had to wait so long, I’m making this film especially amazing.
Literally Speaking will resume normal operation* shortly.
*”Normal” implying that perhaps this blog has, at one time, operated normally.



ummm..did you listen to that crazy girl Liz Phair or something? - this big F-word bomb sort of surprised an old schvogger (German swimmer-blogger)..Did you want those Eddy Vender souvenirs or not? adieu
Janet, come back! I miss chapters from your book and insightful posts from a perspective I’ve never had.
Freaking write something already.
I miss you.
1. Liz Phair, love her.
2. Hi Janet.
.5. I should have written that I just had a Pop Tart in your honor first.
A vlog? Sweet, I wanted to do one of those, but couldn’t get my shit together to make it happen. How are you?